Thursday, November 26, 2009

Sim Girls

Sim Girls is an hysterical and entertaining game. Your job, as the guy, is to try to get the girl. But, don't be fooled into thinking that this will be an easy task. As they say, this is the original net dating simulator. First, you have to pick which type of guy you want to be and put in your information about yourself. You can then determine how much strength, knowledge and charm your character is going to possess. Then, with the help of the somewhat strange female character, it's time to try to get the girl.

There is a bit too much dialogue here and a very long plot to follow. But, once you are able to cut through some of that, it's an interesting twist on the modern dating story and a fun game to play. It's particularly fun to make up your own character and to see if you are able to catch the girl, and to learn how to do so in Japan! Play Sim Girls to see if you can become the new stud on the block, or if you need to go back to dating-training and have fun while you play!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Road Rage

I hate to see games that you can play that enact something that would be horrible to see in real life. Road Rage is definitely one of those games - but it's so simple and the graphics are so bad that I'm not too worried about anyone going off into a Road Rage due to this game. The basic premise of the game is that you are an angry driver whose ready to experience road rage. You drive your car using the arrors and you shoot and passing cars that make you mad. The faster you go, the more damage you do to others, and the few accidents that you get into, the better off you are.

This game is quite simple in terms of its graphics and it gets redundant quickly. It's not the best Road Rage game out there, by far. Nor is it a theme that I'd like to see repeated in other games. We can all have fun playing video games, but that doesn't mean that we need to pretend to be hurting others in the process. Road Rage is definitely a thumbs down by this driver.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Pinup Heroines

Pinup Heroines has to be one of the more mindless, dumb games on the web today. The game begins by offering you one of four heroines to be. Each is clad in less clothing than the next. When you pick your heroine, you can read about how she was once a great person until she was taken advantage of and how she now wants to fight. That's the basic gist of it. Then, the game focusing on pinning two of these heroines against each other in a game where you use the errors and a few buttons to hit, kick, jump and try to win. The game seems to have only one location for these fights and very predictable moves by the ladies.

I'm not sure exactly who would like this game. There are many more exciting ways to see fights, to see women wearing nothing and to enjoy your time than with Pinup Heroines. This game is left for people who are really, really bored and want something to do that's completely mindless. Not a bad pursuit, mind you, but one that would be better fulfilled with other games!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Impossible Quiz

Have fun actually using your head while you play The Impossible Quiz. This is a great game that keeps you guessing and trying to come up with the answers. The premise is quite simple. There are three lives that you are given and you lose a life any time that you don't answer a question correctly. The entire game is simply questions that you have to answer about various topics. The topics have a huge range from logic questions that require real thought to basic school questions to some that seem just plain impossible.

As you can see from others who have reviewed the quiz, it's a game that keeps you guessing and trying to get the answers. Some of these questions will stick with you and you'll go through your day trying to come up with the answer. Then, you'll run back to the computer to answer yet another question! Enjoy this chance to use your mind while having fun at a Flash computer game. Do The Impossible Quiz with some friends. Make an entire game night out of it and see who can reach the highest question. It's a challenge worth having!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Park My Car

Perhaps kids who don't yet have their drivers' licenses will find this game interesting. Even they may get bored of it. Park My Car is a basic game where you need to try to park a car in a parking lot. If you crash into another car or into an object, then your game is over and you can try again. If you succeed in parking the car, then you go to the next level to meet the next challenge. It's definitely not one of the more interesting games out there. The music becomes repetitive very quickly, as does the challenge to park the car. You use the right, left up and down arrors to move the car. Although I've been driving for decades, I found it very difficult to get the hand of it and I kept bashing the car into various things!

Maybe kids will find this to be more interesting than I did. Overall, Park My Car was not one of the more exciting games and I would recommend that you seek greener pastures and find something more interesting to do!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Under Cover

Under Cover is a game that's a bit too naughty to be nice. The entire point of the game is to catch women in exposing situations and to take their picture of the exposure. You start the game in a setting with three women. Your job is to wait until the wind blows the right way or until they uncross their legs, and then to snap a picture at exactly the right moment. If you get the naughtiest pictures, then you're able to get to the next level of the game.

While the game tests your reflexes, it's definitely not the most tasteful game that I've even seen. It even becomes a bit boring after playing it for a few seconds. There are only so many times that you need to look at a drawing of a woman with her underwear showing. So, find yourself something more interesting to play and have fun doing so. Under Cover is definitely not it! Even the music is a bit drab and the graphics are fine, but nothing so interesting as to keep you engaged and wanting more.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Have Fun with Naughty Gym Class

Naughty Gym Class is a game that's probably more fun than actually working out, although definitely not as productive. This game is based on the idea that you are with a bunch of desperate women at the gym, checking out the goods. And the goods, of course, aren't the gym equipment and the pool!

By clicking on the various objects on the board, you can get the coach to save people and to do different activities. The game is a bit rudimentary. Often times, as well, the mouse doesn't seem to be working, so you're frustrated trying to figure out how to play the game. This game is fun for about thirty seconds....but unfortunately it seems to get boring after that. As one of the lifestyle games on the site, it's definitely not the best. However, many of their other lifestyle games are hysterically funny and entertaining to play. So, don't get disappointed just because Naughty Gym Class isn't at the top of the list. There are plenty of other games that can score big reviews. If you're looking for a quick play and a few laughs, then Naughty Gym Class can be appropriate. Want to pass more time? Look for another game instead!