Thursday, November 26, 2009

Sim Girls

Sim Girls is an hysterical and entertaining game. Your job, as the guy, is to try to get the girl. But, don't be fooled into thinking that this will be an easy task. As they say, this is the original net dating simulator. First, you have to pick which type of guy you want to be and put in your information about yourself. You can then determine how much strength, knowledge and charm your character is going to possess. Then, with the help of the somewhat strange female character, it's time to try to get the girl.

There is a bit too much dialogue here and a very long plot to follow. But, once you are able to cut through some of that, it's an interesting twist on the modern dating story and a fun game to play. It's particularly fun to make up your own character and to see if you are able to catch the girl, and to learn how to do so in Japan! Play Sim Girls to see if you can become the new stud on the block, or if you need to go back to dating-training and have fun while you play!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Road Rage

I hate to see games that you can play that enact something that would be horrible to see in real life. Road Rage is definitely one of those games - but it's so simple and the graphics are so bad that I'm not too worried about anyone going off into a Road Rage due to this game. The basic premise of the game is that you are an angry driver whose ready to experience road rage. You drive your car using the arrors and you shoot and passing cars that make you mad. The faster you go, the more damage you do to others, and the few accidents that you get into, the better off you are.

This game is quite simple in terms of its graphics and it gets redundant quickly. It's not the best Road Rage game out there, by far. Nor is it a theme that I'd like to see repeated in other games. We can all have fun playing video games, but that doesn't mean that we need to pretend to be hurting others in the process. Road Rage is definitely a thumbs down by this driver.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Pinup Heroines

Pinup Heroines has to be one of the more mindless, dumb games on the web today. The game begins by offering you one of four heroines to be. Each is clad in less clothing than the next. When you pick your heroine, you can read about how she was once a great person until she was taken advantage of and how she now wants to fight. That's the basic gist of it. Then, the game focusing on pinning two of these heroines against each other in a game where you use the errors and a few buttons to hit, kick, jump and try to win. The game seems to have only one location for these fights and very predictable moves by the ladies.

I'm not sure exactly who would like this game. There are many more exciting ways to see fights, to see women wearing nothing and to enjoy your time than with Pinup Heroines. This game is left for people who are really, really bored and want something to do that's completely mindless. Not a bad pursuit, mind you, but one that would be better fulfilled with other games!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Impossible Quiz

Have fun actually using your head while you play The Impossible Quiz. This is a great game that keeps you guessing and trying to come up with the answers. The premise is quite simple. There are three lives that you are given and you lose a life any time that you don't answer a question correctly. The entire game is simply questions that you have to answer about various topics. The topics have a huge range from logic questions that require real thought to basic school questions to some that seem just plain impossible.

As you can see from others who have reviewed the quiz, it's a game that keeps you guessing and trying to get the answers. Some of these questions will stick with you and you'll go through your day trying to come up with the answer. Then, you'll run back to the computer to answer yet another question! Enjoy this chance to use your mind while having fun at a Flash computer game. Do The Impossible Quiz with some friends. Make an entire game night out of it and see who can reach the highest question. It's a challenge worth having!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Park My Car

Perhaps kids who don't yet have their drivers' licenses will find this game interesting. Even they may get bored of it. Park My Car is a basic game where you need to try to park a car in a parking lot. If you crash into another car or into an object, then your game is over and you can try again. If you succeed in parking the car, then you go to the next level to meet the next challenge. It's definitely not one of the more interesting games out there. The music becomes repetitive very quickly, as does the challenge to park the car. You use the right, left up and down arrors to move the car. Although I've been driving for decades, I found it very difficult to get the hand of it and I kept bashing the car into various things!

Maybe kids will find this to be more interesting than I did. Overall, Park My Car was not one of the more exciting games and I would recommend that you seek greener pastures and find something more interesting to do!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Under Cover

Under Cover is a game that's a bit too naughty to be nice. The entire point of the game is to catch women in exposing situations and to take their picture of the exposure. You start the game in a setting with three women. Your job is to wait until the wind blows the right way or until they uncross their legs, and then to snap a picture at exactly the right moment. If you get the naughtiest pictures, then you're able to get to the next level of the game.

While the game tests your reflexes, it's definitely not the most tasteful game that I've even seen. It even becomes a bit boring after playing it for a few seconds. There are only so many times that you need to look at a drawing of a woman with her underwear showing. So, find yourself something more interesting to play and have fun doing so. Under Cover is definitely not it! Even the music is a bit drab and the graphics are fine, but nothing so interesting as to keep you engaged and wanting more.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Have Fun with Naughty Gym Class

Naughty Gym Class is a game that's probably more fun than actually working out, although definitely not as productive. This game is based on the idea that you are with a bunch of desperate women at the gym, checking out the goods. And the goods, of course, aren't the gym equipment and the pool!

By clicking on the various objects on the board, you can get the coach to save people and to do different activities. The game is a bit rudimentary. Often times, as well, the mouse doesn't seem to be working, so you're frustrated trying to figure out how to play the game. This game is fun for about thirty seconds....but unfortunately it seems to get boring after that. As one of the lifestyle games on the site, it's definitely not the best. However, many of their other lifestyle games are hysterically funny and entertaining to play. So, don't get disappointed just because Naughty Gym Class isn't at the top of the list. There are plenty of other games that can score big reviews. If you're looking for a quick play and a few laughs, then Naughty Gym Class can be appropriate. Want to pass more time? Look for another game instead!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Deli Creations Game

Deli Creations Game is a sweet game that keeps you moving and packing those sandwiches! The point of this game is to help John to get all of the sandwiches made at the store. Each customer comes up to you with a bubble where they show what they want in their sandwich. You have to make the sandwich, wrap it, and give it to them. If you've made the right sandwich, they yell out, "Yeah!" If you haven't made the right sandwich then you have to throw it in the trash. You also have to keep track of the money and make everything in a timely fashion.

This is certainly one of those great, wholesome games that anyone can enjoy! If you've always wanted to secretly be a sandwich maker, then this is the game for you! Even if you were never a waiter or waitress, you could probably do alright with this game! Have some fun and make those sandwiches! You never know what awaits you or what you could end up being good at. Maybe you'll find that you love making sandwiches - or maybe you'll find that making them for the game is about as good as it's going to get for you.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

4 Wheel Madness

If you've always wanted to drive like crazy, but haven't had the guts to actually do it, you can now have fun in front of your computer screen! 4 Wheel Madness lets you live out your crazy driving dreams without worrying about ending up in the hospital. Rev up your engine and get ready to be a crazy driver with the obstacle course that the game is about to put your through! Anything goes in this game as you try to keep your 4 wheel drive above everyone else's and try to stay on your tires. Watch out, however, because your truck may flip or start to move backwards if you aren't careful and watch how you drive.

This is one of those games that lets you live out your fantasies without ending up in a body cast. It's a great way to have a little bit of fun and to get your adrenaline going. Why worry about actually crashing a car when you can sit back and pretend to drive like a maniac? 4 Wheel Madness lets you enjoy that feeling without any of the danger. Get in the driver's seat and get ready to go with your new 4 Wheel Madness game!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Speed Dating - Give it a Try!

Speed Dating, the game, is certainly more fun than actually participating in Speed Dating in real life. For anyone who might not know, Speed Dating is a new form of dating that's swept America. You get about six minutes to meet a multitude of men (or women) and to rate them after your meeting. Then, you can have a date with matches that you find. The game is hysterically funny and entertaining -something your actual Speed Dating experience might not be.

On Speed Dating, you encounter potential dates. You have to decide how you'll talk to them and how you'll answer their questions. Your goal is to get as many dates as possible. You select the answer to each question and see if you've ended up with a "date" with that person. You create a name and age for yourself and then get started. The music in the backround is fast paced and energetic and the game keeps you laughing as you try to figure out how to approach each potential date.

Whether it's good training for the real thing, or just a fun game, Speed Dating is fun and entertaining at the same time!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Fancy Pants Adventure 2

Fancy Pants Adventure 2 looks a bit ridiculous at first, but watch out, because you'll get sucked into the game. It's really an adorable game with a stick figure drawing who has to go on all sorts of adventures. You use the arrows to move and the "S" key to jump. Along the journey, there are all sorts of typed messages waiting for you and many goofy people that you'll meet.

They've created this adventure with a great sense of humor and a lot of fun images. The music is basic, but entertaining along the way, and the graphics are quite minimalistic. But, if you have an adventurous mind and can be creative, then you'll enjoy going along with Fancy Pants on his adventure. Try it - you'll never know what you think until you do! This game has a 91% approval rating by the people who've rated it. And that's a great rating! So, come along on Fancy Pants Adventure 2 and have fun seeing where fancy pants gets himself. You never know where you'll end up with fancy pants.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Uphill Rush

If you love being on wheels, then Uphill Rush is a game for you. This flash game keeps you racing through space while skating, surfing and riding to your heart's content. On this game, you can be riding a motorcycle, a skateboard, a monster truck and other vehicles. The graphics are great and the action is fast paced and enthusiastic. If you've always wanted to flip off of the side of a building on your skateboard, then now is the time to do it without getting hurt. That's the beauty of Uphill Rush. It gives you a Rush and a chance to enjoy all sorts of joy rides that you're probably to smart, or too scared, to do otherwise.

You control your driver with the up, down and sideways arrows on your keyboard, and moving him about is a piece of cake. Now, getting him not to crash as he charges up a hill is another story...but that's for you to figure out.

Have fun experiencing the rush with Uphill Rush. You'll love the game!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Crazy about Cash with Cash Crazy

We all have to admit that we're crazy about cash. Who isn't? This Cash Crazy Flash Casino Game allows you to be crazy about cash, and even to hopefully win some while you're having fun. Here's how it works:

It's a relatively easy slots games with three reels, one payline and two coin slot options. It has a wild, multiplier symbol and a maximum payout of 1600 coins. If you get the crazy professor symbol, then you've hit the wild, multiplier symbol. This symbol will stand in for others to complete winning combinations and to multiply your winnings! Now, that's a good symbol to get! For instance, if you get one crazy professor symbol, it doubles your winnings and if you get two, it multiplies your winnings by four.

In addition, there's a cherry symbol, a bar symbol (1,2 and 3) and a green seven symbol. For a fun game that isn't at all hard to follow, and that can multiply your winnings nicely, this is a great game to start with. Come and have fun as your Cash Crazy days increase with this great slots game.