Thursday, November 26, 2009

Sim Girls

Sim Girls is an hysterical and entertaining game. Your job, as the guy, is to try to get the girl. But, don't be fooled into thinking that this will be an easy task. As they say, this is the original net dating simulator. First, you have to pick which type of guy you want to be and put in your information about yourself. You can then determine how much strength, knowledge and charm your character is going to possess. Then, with the help of the somewhat strange female character, it's time to try to get the girl.

There is a bit too much dialogue here and a very long plot to follow. But, once you are able to cut through some of that, it's an interesting twist on the modern dating story and a fun game to play. It's particularly fun to make up your own character and to see if you are able to catch the girl, and to learn how to do so in Japan! Play Sim Girls to see if you can become the new stud on the block, or if you need to go back to dating-training and have fun while you play!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Road Rage

I hate to see games that you can play that enact something that would be horrible to see in real life. Road Rage is definitely one of those games - but it's so simple and the graphics are so bad that I'm not too worried about anyone going off into a Road Rage due to this game. The basic premise of the game is that you are an angry driver whose ready to experience road rage. You drive your car using the arrors and you shoot and passing cars that make you mad. The faster you go, the more damage you do to others, and the few accidents that you get into, the better off you are.

This game is quite simple in terms of its graphics and it gets redundant quickly. It's not the best Road Rage game out there, by far. Nor is it a theme that I'd like to see repeated in other games. We can all have fun playing video games, but that doesn't mean that we need to pretend to be hurting others in the process. Road Rage is definitely a thumbs down by this driver.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Pinup Heroines

Pinup Heroines has to be one of the more mindless, dumb games on the web today. The game begins by offering you one of four heroines to be. Each is clad in less clothing than the next. When you pick your heroine, you can read about how she was once a great person until she was taken advantage of and how she now wants to fight. That's the basic gist of it. Then, the game focusing on pinning two of these heroines against each other in a game where you use the errors and a few buttons to hit, kick, jump and try to win. The game seems to have only one location for these fights and very predictable moves by the ladies.

I'm not sure exactly who would like this game. There are many more exciting ways to see fights, to see women wearing nothing and to enjoy your time than with Pinup Heroines. This game is left for people who are really, really bored and want something to do that's completely mindless. Not a bad pursuit, mind you, but one that would be better fulfilled with other games!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Impossible Quiz

Have fun actually using your head while you play The Impossible Quiz. This is a great game that keeps you guessing and trying to come up with the answers. The premise is quite simple. There are three lives that you are given and you lose a life any time that you don't answer a question correctly. The entire game is simply questions that you have to answer about various topics. The topics have a huge range from logic questions that require real thought to basic school questions to some that seem just plain impossible.

As you can see from others who have reviewed the quiz, it's a game that keeps you guessing and trying to get the answers. Some of these questions will stick with you and you'll go through your day trying to come up with the answer. Then, you'll run back to the computer to answer yet another question! Enjoy this chance to use your mind while having fun at a Flash computer game. Do The Impossible Quiz with some friends. Make an entire game night out of it and see who can reach the highest question. It's a challenge worth having!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Park My Car

Perhaps kids who don't yet have their drivers' licenses will find this game interesting. Even they may get bored of it. Park My Car is a basic game where you need to try to park a car in a parking lot. If you crash into another car or into an object, then your game is over and you can try again. If you succeed in parking the car, then you go to the next level to meet the next challenge. It's definitely not one of the more interesting games out there. The music becomes repetitive very quickly, as does the challenge to park the car. You use the right, left up and down arrors to move the car. Although I've been driving for decades, I found it very difficult to get the hand of it and I kept bashing the car into various things!

Maybe kids will find this to be more interesting than I did. Overall, Park My Car was not one of the more exciting games and I would recommend that you seek greener pastures and find something more interesting to do!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Under Cover

Under Cover is a game that's a bit too naughty to be nice. The entire point of the game is to catch women in exposing situations and to take their picture of the exposure. You start the game in a setting with three women. Your job is to wait until the wind blows the right way or until they uncross their legs, and then to snap a picture at exactly the right moment. If you get the naughtiest pictures, then you're able to get to the next level of the game.

While the game tests your reflexes, it's definitely not the most tasteful game that I've even seen. It even becomes a bit boring after playing it for a few seconds. There are only so many times that you need to look at a drawing of a woman with her underwear showing. So, find yourself something more interesting to play and have fun doing so. Under Cover is definitely not it! Even the music is a bit drab and the graphics are fine, but nothing so interesting as to keep you engaged and wanting more.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Have Fun with Naughty Gym Class

Naughty Gym Class is a game that's probably more fun than actually working out, although definitely not as productive. This game is based on the idea that you are with a bunch of desperate women at the gym, checking out the goods. And the goods, of course, aren't the gym equipment and the pool!

By clicking on the various objects on the board, you can get the coach to save people and to do different activities. The game is a bit rudimentary. Often times, as well, the mouse doesn't seem to be working, so you're frustrated trying to figure out how to play the game. This game is fun for about thirty seconds....but unfortunately it seems to get boring after that. As one of the lifestyle games on the site, it's definitely not the best. However, many of their other lifestyle games are hysterically funny and entertaining to play. So, don't get disappointed just because Naughty Gym Class isn't at the top of the list. There are plenty of other games that can score big reviews. If you're looking for a quick play and a few laughs, then Naughty Gym Class can be appropriate. Want to pass more time? Look for another game instead!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Deli Creations Game

Deli Creations Game is a sweet game that keeps you moving and packing those sandwiches! The point of this game is to help John to get all of the sandwiches made at the store. Each customer comes up to you with a bubble where they show what they want in their sandwich. You have to make the sandwich, wrap it, and give it to them. If you've made the right sandwich, they yell out, "Yeah!" If you haven't made the right sandwich then you have to throw it in the trash. You also have to keep track of the money and make everything in a timely fashion.

This is certainly one of those great, wholesome games that anyone can enjoy! If you've always wanted to secretly be a sandwich maker, then this is the game for you! Even if you were never a waiter or waitress, you could probably do alright with this game! Have some fun and make those sandwiches! You never know what awaits you or what you could end up being good at. Maybe you'll find that you love making sandwiches - or maybe you'll find that making them for the game is about as good as it's going to get for you.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

4 Wheel Madness

If you've always wanted to drive like crazy, but haven't had the guts to actually do it, you can now have fun in front of your computer screen! 4 Wheel Madness lets you live out your crazy driving dreams without worrying about ending up in the hospital. Rev up your engine and get ready to be a crazy driver with the obstacle course that the game is about to put your through! Anything goes in this game as you try to keep your 4 wheel drive above everyone else's and try to stay on your tires. Watch out, however, because your truck may flip or start to move backwards if you aren't careful and watch how you drive.

This is one of those games that lets you live out your fantasies without ending up in a body cast. It's a great way to have a little bit of fun and to get your adrenaline going. Why worry about actually crashing a car when you can sit back and pretend to drive like a maniac? 4 Wheel Madness lets you enjoy that feeling without any of the danger. Get in the driver's seat and get ready to go with your new 4 Wheel Madness game!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Speed Dating - Give it a Try!

Speed Dating, the game, is certainly more fun than actually participating in Speed Dating in real life. For anyone who might not know, Speed Dating is a new form of dating that's swept America. You get about six minutes to meet a multitude of men (or women) and to rate them after your meeting. Then, you can have a date with matches that you find. The game is hysterically funny and entertaining -something your actual Speed Dating experience might not be.

On Speed Dating, you encounter potential dates. You have to decide how you'll talk to them and how you'll answer their questions. Your goal is to get as many dates as possible. You select the answer to each question and see if you've ended up with a "date" with that person. You create a name and age for yourself and then get started. The music in the backround is fast paced and energetic and the game keeps you laughing as you try to figure out how to approach each potential date.

Whether it's good training for the real thing, or just a fun game, Speed Dating is fun and entertaining at the same time!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Fancy Pants Adventure 2

Fancy Pants Adventure 2 looks a bit ridiculous at first, but watch out, because you'll get sucked into the game. It's really an adorable game with a stick figure drawing who has to go on all sorts of adventures. You use the arrows to move and the "S" key to jump. Along the journey, there are all sorts of typed messages waiting for you and many goofy people that you'll meet.

They've created this adventure with a great sense of humor and a lot of fun images. The music is basic, but entertaining along the way, and the graphics are quite minimalistic. But, if you have an adventurous mind and can be creative, then you'll enjoy going along with Fancy Pants on his adventure. Try it - you'll never know what you think until you do! This game has a 91% approval rating by the people who've rated it. And that's a great rating! So, come along on Fancy Pants Adventure 2 and have fun seeing where fancy pants gets himself. You never know where you'll end up with fancy pants.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Uphill Rush

If you love being on wheels, then Uphill Rush is a game for you. This flash game keeps you racing through space while skating, surfing and riding to your heart's content. On this game, you can be riding a motorcycle, a skateboard, a monster truck and other vehicles. The graphics are great and the action is fast paced and enthusiastic. If you've always wanted to flip off of the side of a building on your skateboard, then now is the time to do it without getting hurt. That's the beauty of Uphill Rush. It gives you a Rush and a chance to enjoy all sorts of joy rides that you're probably to smart, or too scared, to do otherwise.

You control your driver with the up, down and sideways arrows on your keyboard, and moving him about is a piece of cake. Now, getting him not to crash as he charges up a hill is another story...but that's for you to figure out.

Have fun experiencing the rush with Uphill Rush. You'll love the game!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Crazy about Cash with Cash Crazy

We all have to admit that we're crazy about cash. Who isn't? This Cash Crazy Flash Casino Game allows you to be crazy about cash, and even to hopefully win some while you're having fun. Here's how it works:

It's a relatively easy slots games with three reels, one payline and two coin slot options. It has a wild, multiplier symbol and a maximum payout of 1600 coins. If you get the crazy professor symbol, then you've hit the wild, multiplier symbol. This symbol will stand in for others to complete winning combinations and to multiply your winnings! Now, that's a good symbol to get! For instance, if you get one crazy professor symbol, it doubles your winnings and if you get two, it multiplies your winnings by four.

In addition, there's a cherry symbol, a bar symbol (1,2 and 3) and a green seven symbol. For a fun game that isn't at all hard to follow, and that can multiply your winnings nicely, this is a great game to start with. Come and have fun as your Cash Crazy days increase with this great slots game.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Sunquest Fun

The SunQuest flash slots game is like a burst of energy on a summer's day. This is a game to play while soaking up the sun's rays - or while wishing that you were taking in a lovely day at the park. The game includes bright, colorful symbols and great ways to win.

SunQuest is a five reel, nine payline, and nine coin slot machine game. Its multiple paylines make your chance of winning even greater. In addition to the regular play, there is a wild symbol and a scatter symbol. The Sunset Wild symbol serves as the wild symbol. It can step in for other symbols to help you to complete winning combinations and to win more. The SunQuest Scatter symbol does not need to appear in a line on the enabled payline to win. It can be anywhere on the five different reels, as long as there are at least three or more SunQuest Scatter symbols together. Both of these features allow you to win more and to increase your winnings, making the game an adventure and a fun one to play!

In addition, the regular symbols are bright and lively. There is a coin, diamond, seven, bar, and bell. Then there are also mouth-watering fruits from strawberries and cherries to lemons, watermelons and oranges. Come and see what all of the fun is about as you quest for the sun at SunQuest!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Have Fun Fishing with Reel Strikes!

Sometimes, you wish you could be out in the wild open fishing to your heart's content. When you can't, however, there is always Reel Strike to keep you feeling like you're on the boat and to help you enjoy the sound of the waves. Reel Strike is a five reel, fifteen payline, and one hudred and fifty coin slot machine game. It's got a great soundtrack in the background that makes you feel like you're on the water.

In addition, this game has a wild symbol, a scatter symbol and a Free Spins bonus game. The wild symbol actually says "Wild Symbol" on it and substitutes for other symbols to create winning combinations. It can also substitute for the Bonus symbol to activate the Free Spins bonus game. The Scatter symbol is also straightforward and says "Scatter" on it. It can appear anywhere on the five lines to win, as long as there are at least three of them together.

The regular symbols include all sorts of fun, colorful fish symbols. There is a boat, a reel strike, a forward control and then many fish. This game offers hours of fun and a great way to spend the afternoon - that is, if you can't actually get out and fish!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

World Series of Slots

The World Series of Slots has opened an unbelievable tournament, the best ever! There is $500,000 of ready cash to win. All you have to do is open a Real Money Account and you can start playing in one of the tournaments that leads up to the big one with up to $100,000 to win in one go. The tournament is being played in stages and at each stage you can win more money or an entrance into a tournament offering higher wins. Each game begins with a set amount of coins and time on specific Slot machines.

world series of slots

The winner is determined by the amount of coins you have left at the end of the time slot - no pun intended … If you land in the top 100, not only are you eligible for cash prizes but also for a change to enter the big cash prize tournaments. There hasn't been a tournament like this yet -go for it - you have nothing to lose!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Water Your Flower In Go Flower Grow

See how well you can cultivate flowers in Go Flower Grow

This is a very cute game to play. I like the use of plantation in flash computer games because it is like complete opposites coming together. You have the materialism and mental stimulation of the computer on the one hand, with the total naturalism and physical stimulation of the flowers on the other. It really is a great lesson for life, to try and combine the two.

How to play Go Flower Grow

But back to the game. As the title suggests, the player (you) in Go Flower Grow has to try and get their flower to grow as high as possible, just like they might do in a real garden. This is done in the same way that flowers grow in the real world: by watering them! The more you water your flowers in this game, the higher they will grow - right up into the sky in fact! And the way you water the flowers in this game is by dragging the watering can to the middle of the flower; the can disappears and the flower grows. The flowers don't actually move from where they are on the screen in the game; they can only grow taller. Watering cans, on the other hand, can move. They are initially in the corner of the screen but if you drag them you can drop them to your flower to water it and make it grow. So it really is a cool game to play.

The graphics in Go Flower Grow are a lot of fun. It is a nice way to hang out using the computer while feeling that you are actually getting out in to nature a bit. Of course you are not really getting out in to nature, but that is the joy of these cool flash games with realistic graphics - on some level, you can create any kind of atmosphere that you want!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Enjoy Maze Fun With Blockout

Challenge your mobility with Blockout

Blockout - the game of blocks - while it initially appears like a very easy game to play, actually requires quite a lot of forethought. This is a good thing though since it gives the game a bit of an edge. What I mean by that is that Blockout is not just your standard game of moving around a maze. This game requires the player to have the ability to be able to move themselves (the brown block) in and around the grid. It should be noted that this is not as easy as moving around other mazes.

How Blockout works

Okay, so here is what happens in Blockout. There are 3 different colored blocks: brown (which is you, the player); blue which indicates the end of the level (in other words, you have to aim to get to where the blue block is - that is the way out in each level) and then grey blocks (most of the blocks you will see are grey; they are the ones that form the blocks in the wall) which you have to move yourself around. This game has 50 levels. Each level gets harder. You use your arrow keys to move around and you have a certain amount of time on each level to accomplish this (less time as each level progresses).

How Blockout worked for me

Okay, so initially I really didn't know what I was doing in Blockout. That means that I had a hard time maneuvering myself (the brown block) around the screen. (You don't get much help with that from the rules on this game). But after some time of trying, I did get over that hurdle and then it all became much easier, and much more fun too. For sure the more I played the game, the better I did and thus the more confident I became. The time restrictions on each level definitely made it more exciting and made me want to play the game more, but hey, what's wrong with that?

Monday, July 28, 2008

Smash the city real good in City Smasher

Have fun smashing up a city in this cool, graphically rich game

To be honest, it is not like it has been one of my lifelong dreams to smash up a city. But I can imagine that for some people it has. Nonetheless, even though it has not been a dream of mine, the idea behind City Smasher looked fun enough so I decided to give this cool flash game a try. What most impressed me (and still does) about City Smasher were the graphics and sounds. You are the guy walking along the city and you get a big hammer. You stop a little bit before a building (it takes a bit of practice to work out just how near or far to the building you should be) and then you take your hammer, swing it back (the computer does this for you) and whack the building. Depending on how big the building is will determine how many attempts it will take you to smash it. This also depends on how accurately situated towards the building you are - in other words, if you are too far away then you will not get an accurate smashing in and thus breaking it down will take longer.

Go nuts in all your surroundings in City Smasher

But it is not just buildings that you get to knock down in City Smasher. You can smash up airplanes in the sky and moving cars too. So it is an all encompassing event. As well, you are using all different methods to do this: you smash, kick, attack with fire, jump and more. (Different keys on the computer make different commands). So there really is a lot going on in this game.

What I especially enjoyed about City Smasher is that it is a pretty easy game to play right from the start. For example, for my very first game I made a staggering 5690 points! So it is not like one of the games that requires non-stop practice. The down side of the game is that instructions are not all that clear so it can be a case of trial and error. But this is not such a bad thing given that it really is a very easy game to play, as can be seen by my large initial score.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

July Free Slots Tournament

If you love summer, then you'll love this tournament that two casinos have going on online for the month of July. In the July Free Slots Tournament, you can have a chance to win huge prizes and to move into the semi-final and final rounds.


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This is a Free Slots Tournament that you won't want to miss. The rules for playing these slots games are simple and straightforward, and the chances to win make it exciting and dynamic. Learn more about the Free Slots Tournament games now for July - and have more fun all summer long! You'll feel the excitement of the game as you increase your chances to win and have fun playing.